There was one patient, waiting for that last day. Last days of his life. Like many with chemotherapy, it was. But the Mad Doctor had other plans. Patient lying in bed. Doctor: Gooday to you, sir; how’s your wonderful future? Patient: Well, you see, I’m dying? Doctor: Don’t wait any longer; we have a new treatment around! Patient: OH, I don’t believe you; I will anyway die… Doctor: Nurse, get him on cigarettes 20 daily; we want him to celebrate his…